My 4 yr old like to answer the phone

"V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon) 02/07/2014 at 11:50 • Filed to: None

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....and I have caller ID. This is the ultimate telemarketer deterrent.

CalzoneGolem > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/07/2014 at 11:54

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Talking to a 4 year old would probably the highlight of a telemarketer's day.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/07/2014 at 11:56

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A propos
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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/07/2014 at 11:59

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PS9 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/07/2014 at 11:59

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You could do what that one guy did and pretend to be so depressed that you blow your brains out over the phone. Had a gunshot sound effect prepared and everything. The marketer had no idea what to do then.

It sounds morbid, but it was pretty hilarious to listen to lol.

William Byrd > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/07/2014 at 12:00

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lol

I feel like it would be like (whoever does those) commercials with the monotone guy talking to the kids about what they prefer.

Telemarketer: "Are you happy with your current auto insurance"

Kid: "My dog just ate it's own poop!"

Telemarketer: "That's fascinating!"

Jagvar > PS9 02/07/2014 at 12:11

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I remember an episode of Friends where Phoebe was working as a telemarketer for a printer toner company. She called a guy who said he was about to kill himself, and she asked "Is it because you're out of toner?"

Bad Idea Hat > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/07/2014 at 12:20

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This is one of the truer statements I've ever seen on Oppo.

My favorite is answering it in my Chewbacca voice. Cracks my daughter up every time.

TwoFortified > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/07/2014 at 18:21

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What is this "caller ID" you speak of?

- Me in 1995

911e46z06 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/10/2014 at 02:57

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Telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up on you unless you use profanity, so I sometimes enjoy just saying crazy shit for about fifteen minutes, secure in the knowledge that the person has to listen to me.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > 911e46z06 02/10/2014 at 08:29

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Maybe I should start asking if they have found the joy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster....

911e46z06 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 02/10/2014 at 09:53

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Seriously dude, go nuts. I swear to you, it's a ton of fun. Its been a couple months since I've indulged myself, but last time I read the guy the entire closing statement (15-20 minutes or so) for a case I was working on at the time and asked him for notes. When he tried to direct the conversation back to whatever he was selling, I told him my mistress wanted me to talk dirty in bed, but I didn't know what to say, and asked him for suggestions. He didn't give me any, so I ran some stuff by him. As soon as he gave up and started just thinking it was funny, I hung up.